*The awkward moment when you realise someone wrote that.
(Source: joloso, via lulz-time)
*The awkward moment when you realise someone wrote that.
(Source: joloso, via lulz-time)
No one seems to understand my enthusiasm for Brave part 2
Posted on May 07, 2012 with 263 notes x reblog this
- Mom: What do you want for breakfast?
- Me: If ya had a chance to choose what ya wanted for breakfast, wouldjeh?
- Mom: Oh my God. You need a boyfriend, or something other than me to direct this energy at.
- Me: I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED! I WANT TO STAY SINGLE AND LET MY HAIR FLOW IN THE WIND AS I RIDE THROUGH THE GLEN, FIRING ARROWS INTO THE SUNSET.
- Mom:
- Me:
- Mom:
- Me:
- Mom: Are you done?
- Me: Well, when I do get married, instead of having the pastor say, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" I'd make him say, "If ya had a chance to make this man your husband, wouldjeh?"
- Mom: *walks away*
